Courtesy of Danielle Langloism, Wikipedia CCLGoat Power
“Today I discovered the true power of a goat’s neck — I’m now convinced that, somewhere along the way, goats descended from giraffes … because those suckers were long.
How long, you ask?
Long enough to scare the bejeebers out of my friend when an extra-frisky goat started eating her purse …. WHILST ON HER SHOULDER.
I should have reminded her to check and make sure all her credit cards were there. Because you never know — goats are pretty smart and it would be such a shame if one of them bought a house in Boca with her identity.”
From It’s the Thought that Counts.
