Courtesy of Danielle Langloism, Wikipedia CCLArtificial Insemination — Not!
Florida veterinarian Patty Khuly has failed in her efforts to artificially inseminate her Nubian doe, Tulip. Here, Dr. Khuly updates us on her plan to get Tulip a boyfriend after batting out on The Original Plan:
“This time it’s not all about speculums, pipettes, cold storage tanks and frozen sperm. Nope. This time, ladies and gentlemen, it’s about the birds and the bees and the kind of porn you’ll never see in the sleazy section of a magazine rack,” Dr. Khuly tells readers.
Tulip was here for 40 days. And not once did i see her show a heat cycle. not even a false one! She is truly a demure little southern belle. So no wonder Patty couldn’t see it. She doesn’t really show one.
This was my first time “pimping” out my buck. I’m very lucky the experience was so pleasant and Tulips mom being a vet was too cool.
We pulled blood on day 31 of her being here!…. yes, she is preggers. Noble hit a bullseye.
jo